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ironicallyxspiders:

shitpostgenerator:

friendly reminder that suspiciously large horses are not allowed here

shitpostgenerator would have won the Trojan War.

cybergata:

Toro with a bottle gourd.  Shironeko wants to pose with it too.      ゆうがお

otters-against-ddlg:

otters-against-ddlg:

Who wants to see a FAT otter. A real ROUND boy. A HUGE man. A CHUNKY guy.

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ace-ingit:

LOOK AT THIS FANTASTIC PICTURE I FOUND TODAY

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coolcatgroup:
“ tangerinebonfire:
“ coolcatgroup:
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BOX FOR PLAY  ”
Look at this beautiful angel
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coolcatgroup:

tangerinebonfire:

coolcatgroup:

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BOX FOR PLAY

Look at this beautiful angel

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duck emoji rates

younger-chuckles:

dootmario2:

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my goodness look at the amount of detail on this one. the colors, the shading, everything is just spot on. you can almost make out the individual feathers. truly a marvelous mallard. 10/10

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i see they went with one of those brown varieties of duck. while this is a bold move on their part, i feel as though it loses a bit of its personality. i’m just not really feeling this bird.  7/10

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this looks like a modern colorization of the famous duck from the hieroglyphs. i am absolutely in awe of their dedication to the medium and commentary on the transformative nature of art. 10/10

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look at this good boy! he is patiently awaiting a treat and i wish to reward him with a multitude of gifts. 11/10

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yuck. 2/10

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ohoho, what a dynamic three quarters angle! the artist’s ability to capture the essence of duck in 3d space is so refreshing to witness. 10/10

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this bird’s looking a bit sickly, i think it has to do with the highlights being in weird places. hope he feels better soon. 5/10

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a bit more minimalist this time around. the lack of legs makes it seem as though he’s resting on the surface of the water, and i really admire how it sets a scene and makes me feel like i’m really there. 9/10

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i’m really digging the positive energy coming from this bird. i can’t explain why, but i feel like that animal’s my friend. 10/10

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this is a goose. 0/10

I’m crying at the pure rage I feel from the last one

impossiblerebelblaze:

ashashi-corner:

sushinfood:

it is absolutely insane that this is cgi

My profession is amazing????

Like dude that sand alone is stunning

I love these kinds of videos because they’re super impressive but also the dumbest things and always make me laugh my ass off

sodomymcscurvylegs:

bloodybookworm:

jumpingjacktrash:

ham4sprwholck:

Way too many parents need to learn the difference between “a child being disrespectful” and “a human person expressing an opinion that differs from theirs”

my mom had a nice technique for this. when i’d give her sass, she’d say, “i don’t speak rude, what’s that in polite-person-ese?”

basically, she’d encourage me to rephrase my opinion without the attitude. so “UGH, you NEVER let me do ANYTHING!” would (often after quite a bit of bitching and grumbling) turn into “it feels like every time i have a fun idea, you say no, and i just end up sitting around the house.”

and at that point we could troubleshoot like civilized people. she could explain that she didn’t want me to go to jimmy’s sleepover because jimmy’s dad creeps her out, and i could suggest maybe i could have andy over instead, and she could say sure, why not call peter and stacy and brianna and have your own party, i’ll pop some popcorn and rent a movie, and i could add what if we put up tents in the back yard and have a bonfire and roast marshmallows, and she could laugh and say don’t push it.

I really like this technique because it addresses the OPs comment but recognizes that the two can coexist. The problem is often the child is expressing their opinion in a rude or disrespectful way. And as humans we automatically become adverse to opinions we feel are aggressive toward us.

This is good parenting.

square-enix:

is anyone else just going through life like “yeah i just gotta get past this last difficult week and then it’s smooth sailing from there!” but like… every week

redpaperowl:

accessiblecoldtimes:

[video: a seal emerges from a hole in the ice to breathe. It yells “Ah! Woo!” then sinks back down]

The ahh was so much deeper and the woo so much softer than i could have expected i love it

ouc-h:

I could ignore 17 people but if 1 person I want to talk to ignores me I might cry about it lmao

daily-showerthoughts:

Re-watched Air Bud..Imagine going home and telling your dad you didn’t make the team because of a golden retriever